Thursday, December 24, 2009

Enhancing Your Cocktailery

There's nothing quite like a well made cocktail. Connoisseurs and posers alike relish the myriad delightful combinations of spirits and flavorings. You can tell a lot about a bar by what ingredients they put into their drinks. If you order a Manhattan, does the whiskey come in a plastic 1.75 L jug? Is it something craft-distilled just miles away? No matter the quality of bar, bartender, or spirit, one aspect of your drink is nearly universal. We have all come to accept the post-industrial "Maraschino" cherry as an unavoidable garnish not only in cocktails but on ice cream or that bowl of whipped cream that Outback gives you on your birthday. Treated with some rather unpleasant chemicals, that piece of candy looks like a piece of fruit, but may as well be a radioactive hunk of plastic. So why, even in many high-end bars, is this plutonium cherry so ubiquitous? It's cheap. Dirt cheap. And easy. All you have to do is call your helpful neighborhood industrial food purveyor and a gallon jar of these tasty niblets appears to cast its eerie glow upon your bartop. Surely, there must be a better way.

First, a bit of history. The forefather of the cocktail cherry we know today was made from the Marasca cherry, a variant of the sour Morello cherry. That special breed of cherry is most common around the Adriatic Sea, in Croatia, Bosnia, and Northeastern Italy. A similar fruit, the Amarena cherry, is most common in Central-Eastern Italy. The traditional production methods involve curing these sour cherries, often whole with pits and stems, in a sugar syrup. The result is a richly flavored, essentially candied cherry, thick with a firm bite, in a dark heavy syrup. These cherries are incredibly flavorful and make for delicious cocktails. Unfortunately, they're also very expensive and hard to come by (unless you're a fancy bar, restaurant, or patisserie). The two most common brands available in the US are Fabbri (for amarena) and Luxardo (for marasca). Luxardo is also the most prominent producer of maraschino liqueur.

For you and I, home users with too much time on our hands, homemade cocktail cherries are a feasible alternative to those "maraschino" cherries sure to survive the zombie apocalypse. There are numerous methods that we can use to produce lovely cherries, depending on our preference and patience. This is my third batch of cocktail cherries and my third method for making them.

Perhaps the simplest method is the brandied cherry. A whole cherry would be quite unpleasant for the Old Fashioned tippler on his third or fourth drink. To spare yourself and your guests the expense and unpleasantness of an unnecessary trip to the dentist, please pit your cherries. A device such as this is cheap, easy, and durable. Its design, compared with many other styles, helps reduce hand fatigue. There are also more expensive automatic pitters, worth the investment if you're working with volume.



For the brandied cherry, toss pitted cherries with plain white sugar. Pour into a clean mason jar or other non-reactive vessel. Let sit, refrigerated, for several days until sugar begins to dissolve. Fill with brandy (or bourbon for a Southern twang) and let sit for several more days, until sugar has fully dissolved (gently agitating if necessary). Beware of store-bought brandied cherries, as they tend to be mushy and either chemical-rich or somewhat sketchy.

A fancier method involves Maraschino liqueur, a spirit flavored with marasca cherries. As an aside, the distinct bitter flavor found in this liqueur comes from a form of cyanide. Yum. Fill a clean jar with cherries and top off with Maraschino liqueur. After a few days, you'll have preserved cherries. This method is expensive and the texture of the cherries is not too bad, softer than the heavily sugared cherries and plutonium cherries, firmer than cooked and brandied cherries.

For a cherry more closely resembling the fancy Italian varieties, I gently cook the cherries in heavy syrup. I like using amarena or marasca cherry juice, which can be found in most European-leaning ethnic grocery stores, but any 100% pure sour cherry juice will do.



Bring to a simmer in a pot with sugar. I used about 1.5 cups for this quart of juice, however tweaking is often necessary. Reduce the liquid until it thickens significantly, making sure that the sugar doesn't caramelize. Next, turn the stove temperature as low as it will go and add pitted cherries. For a more authentic flavor, you can also add a splash of Maraschino liqueur or Amaretto. If your tastes and uses don't mind, you can also flavor with vanilla, cinnamon, or other delicious things. Depending on the temperature, it may take quite a while for the cherries to process themselves properly. Based upon your tastes, you are trying to replace some or most of the water in the cherries' cells with sugar, but without making cherry compote.



Be careful, as the syrup will thicken significantly when the cherries cool off. If it's too thick, the cherries become hard to manage. Kept refrigerated, you should be able to hold on to your cherries for a few months. If you get sick, though, that's your own business.



Once cooled, you hopefully have a delicious cherry with the skin and structure intact, a medium bite, and a pourable syrup. This syrup can also be used in place of grenadine in cocktails, if it's watered down to a reasonable viscosity. Grenadine, like Maraschino cherries, have taken on an absurd post-industrial zombie form. Originally a pomegranate-based syrup, most grenadine now contains little more than high fructose corn syrup and red dye.

The Old Fashioned is one of my favorite cocktails, especially during these lovely Chicago winters. In the bottom of a sturdy "Old Fashioned" glass (yes, this drink goes in a glass bearing its name), muddle one of our cherries, a small wedge of orange, a few dashes of Angostura or other aromatic bitters, and a teaspoon of fine sugar. Add 2 oz bourbon or rye whiskey and stir to ensure that the sugar is dissolved. Fill the glass with cracked ice and stir again. If you're into garnishes, and I am not, you can spear an orange slice around a cherry or something silly like that.

Other delicious cocktails involving cherries include the Manhattan, Tequila Sunrise, and Whiskey Sour.

Prost!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Whiskey Revisited

As you'll recall from my uncreatively titled September post Whiskey River, I added 1500 ml of high proof clear barley whiskey to an oak cask and let it sit. Three months later, it was time to decant. The alcohol acts as a solvent, liberating colorful and delicious caramelized sugars and exotic chemicals from the wood.



The alcohol level of the cask-strength spirit is unpleasantly high. With the help of some simple math, I diluted the spirit to have one bottle standard 80 proof (40% alcohol) and one bottle 100 proof (50%). Despite adding about 300 ml of water, I only ended up with two full bottles of spirit, suggesting substantial evaporation. I read up on this to find out whether my drink got weaker or stronger and the answer is neither. Though alcohol has a lower vapor point than water, the temperature and relative humidity impact what evaporates out of the liquid. If it s warm and/or very humid, very little water will evaporate and the only loss will be alcohol (very bad!). If it is cooler and/or drier, water will evaporate in a greater proportion. Though my basement is fairly cool and dry, I can't speak to the exact proportions of liquid loss. Thus, the ABV figures are rough estimates.

The more diluted spirit is obviously a bit lighter and more drinkable while the less dilute is stronger and a bit rougher. The spirit is much smoother after aging. As you can see, it has a very pleasant medium amber color. The taste is slightly sweet, with flavors of honey and spices, among other delicious things. Though I'm sure that either bottle would make glorious Manhattans and Old Fashioneds, due to the cost, time and limitedness of the spirit, I'll stick with straight up in a snifter or with one or two ice cubes in a heavy bottomed rocks glass.

Prost!

P.S. See you in three months when the next mystery spirit is de-casked. I'll give you a hint. It's delicious.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Leftoversgiving

With so bloody much food left over from Thanksgiving, there is no doubt that you and your cohabitants will quickly get sick of it. Turn that boring dinner into something fun and new. Here's two old standards that make great use of leftovers. Leftovers are super casual so who really cares about grammar and syntax?

Turkey Chili
  • mince onion, garlic, and jalapeno and sweat* in a big heavy soup pot
  • add typical chili seasonings including cumin, oregano, and assorted ground peppers**
  • cook the spices until they're nicely fragrant
  • add crushed tomatoes and/or diced tomatoes; canned works just fine
  • add liquid such as stock, wine, or beer; especially beer; simmer
  • add canned beans of your choosing (because why cook from dry for leftovers)
  • add chopped turkey leftovers
  • season to taste with salt and hot sauce (if desired)
  • serve with typical fixins

Vegetable Soup
  • sweat chopped onions, shallots, or leeks in olive oil
  • add diced fennel and continue to sweat
  • add leftover roasted root vegetables
  • add turkey stock made from the leftover turkey carcass or some other stock or broth (or water)
  • simmer for a few minutes
  • puree in a blender until very smooth; strain if desired
  • season with salt to taste and serve (can also be flavored with typical indian yellow curry powder for enhanced deliciousness)
  • very nice when accented with chives and yogurt/sour cream

* to "sweat" is to gently cook in a pan on the stove on medium heat making the vegetable translucent but not allowing it to brown
** I like an assortment of pepper types; a variety of paprikas, hot and sweet, smoked or not, is very nice; pulverized anchos, pasillas, chipotles, arboles, or other peppers are great and more = better; if pulverizing fails, take the whole dried peppers, steep in hot water, and blend into a paste

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